I wonder....

So I have been thinking about rebirth. Rebirth is a wonderful thing and if you beleive in it, then we all must have a part of Adam in us all...not very much, but a little bit. The problem with this is that there were two original people and seeing as if they kept getting reborn, then we each have somewhere around 1/3 billionth of adam or eve in us all. Now this isnt very much, but it would account for quite a few of the idiots in the world today.

Regardless, if you decide to take the Darwinian theory of evolution, I must raise another question. Does rebirth also occur through species. Do we all have a brain or soul of an ameba down deep somewhere? I think so. It must pass through species and we all have parts of other animals in us, and this would aslo account for some of the stupidity existing in the world today. I guess some of us just cant get past some of our past lives and thats just how itll be.

I like to think that somewhere in my soul is a part of a pterodactl and some other dinosaurs...that would jsut be cool

Noodle out.

Italian and Schiffman 122 are conspiring to kill me...

I swear on everything that is holy for you religious nuts and on physics or the memory of Einstein and Darwin or whatever for science people, but Italian and Schiffman 122 are trying to kill me. Italian just hates me and is doings its best to bury me in work that I can hardly do as it is and get me dropped from college (that wont happen, but Im not gonna get a great grade in the class and that might spell doom), and 122 is just nuts. Schiffman 122 is the room that hosted my USEM, and for those of you who suffered with me, you know how that was. Well this semester, that room once again has me trapped within its walls, only this time for italian. Between the two they just want me to roll over and die.

Noodle out.

I was thinking...

Being able to see the future must really suck. I mean really really suck. The thing is you have to weigh the different versions of the future. In one version seeing the future means that you might actually have a chance to change it, and that doesnt suck quite as much, but still sucks a little. I mean if you get to see something in the future shouldnt that be how it should be with no if ands or buts about it? I mean come on, if I look into something like a crystal ball, I want to see the truth...none of this maybe bullshit.

Now on the other hand, what if what you see really is the truth. If that is the future and it is set in stone, then that sucks even more. I mean I dont want to see that I will die in a car accident up the road and then try to circumvent fate by walking only to make fate go out of its way to hunt me down and get me in that car accident, that is just rude and inconsiderate of me, dont you think? This is the reason that prescience is a terrible power to have and just makes the world a really stupid place. Also for this reason, all fortune tellers, mystics and hocus pocus people and Bush government officials should be lined up and shot (I just dont like the Bush people).

The other thing about fate is that I dont really like to beleive it exists. My fate is what I make and whatever I do to make it. I dont like this because if fate determines when people get into relationships and meet people or whatever it is just retarded. By that standard, I should sit down on the couch, order a pizza and crack a couple of beers rather than going out and looking because when it is my time for a gf, she will beat down my door and claim me whether I choose her or not. While this is an interesting fiction, and I must admit, fairly tempting, I just dont see it happening. Fate can do whatever it does and if it (they in Greek mythology) really exist, they can kiss my ass because I am an irreverent sob and dont care. I also dare them right now to snip my thread in the pattern that is life and end it right now (I dont want to die esspecially, just I dont think it would happen).

well thats all I guess

Noodle out.

PS In Greek mythology, do you think that the the three crones with the one eye could be bribed with another eye?

PPS The Greek fates are three daughters of Zeus and they laugh as mortals try to cheat them and bypass death, but if I remember my disney correctly, they CAN be beaten and you can turn your thread to gold just like Herakles. Hmm I want my thread to turn to gold. And then steal it. Mmmmm...gold

PPPS Ok, Ill stop

lets see....

The greatest thing about wireless DSL and vaction is that at 12 30 I can be laying on my bed watching a movie with my laptop in front of me and AIM running all at the same time. It is a beautiful thing, esspecially when combined with not working at all. Anyways I just think that this is wonderful becasue I catch up on my sleep in addition to everything else.

Unfortunately for me, vacation can be slightly boring seeing as all of my friends the same age as me or older are still at school rather than being at home and those friends who are home dont live down the hall, downstairs or ten minutes across campus. They also arent online all the time like people at school. What a shame.

Hmmmmm...I seem to be getting hungry. I have been awake for a little over and hour, but at the same time I have yet to get out of bed. Well time to go. In a few minutes

Noodle out.

now one might ask....

One might ask what I am doing up at 330 in the morning and the answer to that is quite simple really: I am typing a paper. One might also ask why, if I am writing a paper, I am in the lounge sitting on the floor connecting to the internet. Once again, the answer is simple and it is that I got bored in my room, and since I was bored with my room, I decided to come down here. Also there is a TV in the lounge and as my room does not have this commodity, I am rotting my brains out in front of a big screen tv at 330 in the morning and pretending to type my paper with but seven hours until I need to have it typed and ready to go in class again.

I think that it would be really cool to have a big bald white guy cleaning my house for me...sorry just saw a mr clean commercial

Anyway, since I am on the topic of typing/"typing" papers, I have a sneaking suspicion that if God was a college student, then He would have papers to do and as a result watch movies and eat easy mac instead. Its just the way life is.

Anywho I should go back to my typing instead of watching tv or just sitting here staring off into space

Noodle out.

Well I rambled on about religion so I might as well...

Politics is another thing that really bothers me. Its not really the politics that bothers me or the intrigue and subterfuge and what not...I love this stuff and want to be a politician. What bothers me is the party systems--specifically the American system/the two party system. Inherently, the system actually works somewhat seeing as it has lasted 200+ years, but it does have its ups and downs.

One of the major problems is that because there was no specification for parties within the constitution, these uneasy allicances have varied over time, and at the moment, they mighta s well be the same. They use the same strategies, techniques and what sets them apart is the support of the war on terror and SOME of the values.

First the Republican Party: these are the douchebags who stole the election in 200 and then in 2004 managed to win. Bush is a moron, Cheney is a monster and at the very least Ashcroft is gone. This is the party that is full of a bunch of lying scum who played the game quite well and managed to get the conservative half of the country to vote for them. One of the largest problems with this is that they use slander tactics to shoot down everyone who doesnt agree with them. They slam the democrats as liberal nutcases who will just blow the budget and mismanaged the country. They slam anyone who doesnt support sending out soldiers over seas as hurting the country and not patriotic which is just bullshit. I consider myself to be quite patriotic, but at the same time I encourage freedom of speech, constitutional rights and one of those rights is the right to disagree with american foreign policy--something that cone be done while still supporting the troops. So this is the reason that I dont like the republicans (well a short list...notice I stay away from slamming them for their bible belt and religion based policies...I beleive that it says somewhere that church and state should be seperated...hmmm maybe someone should let them know).

The Democrats run into other problems including nominating on of the few people in their race that could have possibly lost to Bush. They are beginning to employ the same slam tactics are used by their counterparts and as a whole have moved far to close to the middle or to the right for my tastes. Over time, the Democrats have lost the initiative and have proven that a. they cant stand up to the republican party and b. cant lead without making serious mistakes (clinton is an exception).

And then you run into the problems faced by Clinton--accusations that because he recieved head from an intern. Cheating on spouses is not accepted readily by anyone, but there isabsolutely no reason that his sex life influences the way that he ran the country...it is just absurd. Personal lives are completely different than public lives in public office. If we were to impeach Clinton over this, then maybe we should go back to the founding fathers and posthumously impeach them for sleeping with their slaves. The republican party is far to obnoxious about what it considers right and wrong for all of this. In my opinion, if someone were to prove themselves as a good and competent leader, I would vote for him even if he was fucking a goat. Actually when picking between two people of the same qualities, I might even pick the guy fucking the goat just to prove my point. My point is that if he sleeps on the couch, on the floor, in the barn, with a goat, with an intern, with the vice president, I could care less. So long as he doesnt bring it into his decision making process or let it interfere with his work, then he is more than fine and still deserves to be our president.

And it would help if he didnt look like a monkey

Noodle out.

big news...

I have finally decided to say screw it to all of these other false gods and whatever other gods people beleive in because honestly if everyone else (ie christians, jews and muslims) says that everyone else is wrong because that particular group is right and noone else can be, then I can say the same thing. Before I begin on one of my tirades against organized religion that has gotten me banned permenently (without switching computers) from using a particular christian chatroom, I will make my declaration. Easy mac is god.

At the moment, I cant prove it, but I know it to be true (hell, all religion goes out on a limb in belief, and therefore my beleif cant be discounted any more than theirs can). Also I have no miracles to present to the world, but at least I am being honest and saying that no miracles have occured rather than going on sketchy testimony of superstitious people who have been dead for 2000+ years. And besides who is to say that they werent just lucky or just needed something to beleive in to accomplish what they otherwise wouldnt even attempt. Personally my new theory on Jesus is that he is a lot like that guy in Austin Powers and if he really did 'rise from the dead' it was becuase the Romans just botched the execution (even some of the most efficient killers in history make mistakes).

I am also willing to bet that the bible/torah/koran arent really the word of God. Even if God was talking to a mortal scribe who is just trying his best to do his job, he was in a lot of trouble. At best I would say that those scriptures are really a shorthand of whatever God said that was recreated later, but that is a best case scenario. I mean what if God didnt really say any of that stuff? I think it would be wonderful for God to really come down and just set the record straight and tell people that the authors of the scriptures are liars...that would just be fun.


And can you really get into Heaven just by converting to Jesusism on your deathbed. If I was Jesus, I would just say fuck you and walk off. I mean one good act, or in this case on repentance cant wipe out a lifetime of evil. Besides by that token, Hitler is in heaven and I definately dont want to go into someplace with that guy....I dont care who else is in there. Actually that isnt true. If I find my soul mate I would consider going into the same place as that guy. And even then I would make sure to be on the other side of the room. Or maybe beat him up.

I was recently in said chatroom that banned me, and I ended up arguing with someone and she didnt seem to get my points. She argued that all the worlds major religions are very similar and have similar stories. Her argument was that the Hindu religion contained the names 'Adam' and 'Eve.' My points were threefold. First: Buddhism technically beleives in spirituality but has no God. This is counted as one of the great religions though because it accounts for the spirituality of so many. The second point is that three of the relgions are the same seeing as they all trace roots to the same monotheistic tradition. Finally my capping point was two faced 1) Hinduism is a polytheistic religion making it far different than any monotheistic relgion ever. period. 2) Regardless of similarities in the story, I find it highly unlikely that the Hindi people were named Adam and Eve. That just strikes me as pompous to attatch names from other cultures just becuase the story is similar.

well I suppose that is all for now

Noodle out.

PS God HAS to be a woman. There is some major PMS going on in the old testament and that would explain it

PPS Yes, I do find religion to be a joke

PPPS People are allowed to beleive whatever they want regardless of what I beleive

PPPPS That doesnt go for anyone who tries to argue that I have to be wrong because they are right. Then they forfeit that right and have to believe what I beleive and if they dont they are wrong becasue I am right

PPPPPS Congratulations if you have used God to get over addictions. You are entitled to this beleif, but your success still hinges on finding something, not specifically God

PPPPPPS That is a lot of P's

PPPPPPPS God is a lot more fun in the old testament. I mean for writing something like this either a horde of hebrews would storm through Brandeis...I mean...fuck there is a horde of hebrews here....or a bolt of lightning would smite me down (heehee I always wanted to say that), or a plage would be called down upon Shapiro 2b that could only be stopped by all of us painting out doorframes with lambs blood (what a great idea for a group bonding activity!!)

PPPPPPPPS It would have been funny if the Egyptians had painted their doorframes too...just to piss off the Hebrews....it would have follwed their philosophy

PPPPPPPPPS I dont know

PPPPPPPPPPS God says hi

PPPPPPPPPPPS I made one more just to piss you off

Well I made it...

I made it through yet another Valentines Day and lets just say that I am glad its over without to much pain....although i slept through most of the afternoon and was really only awake for a poker tournament and for an Italian test, so it wasnt that bad. Oh yeah...I ate a couple of times throughout the day and I guess I was awake for those times too, but you get the idea.

I am suprised that I am updating two days in a row, but what are you going to do. Nothing really is new, but for anyone who likes country and/or folk music, I highly recommend Kasey Chambers...she is a newer artist who sings the song "Am I Not Pretty Enough" and it is quite good (my dad sent me the cd for my birthday and I didnt recogonize the name, but found it to be good).

I guess the only other thing I can say is my startling and world shaking discovery: I did the math and Elrond (and his brother Elros) are not half elves whatever Tolkein might say. The fact is that after going through their geneology, Elrond is 9/16 Eldar (elf) which is more than half and the remaining parts go to 6/16 Edain (human) and 1/16 Maiar, although this is up to some argument because his father Earendil was born to a human father and an elven mother, but some time after his birth (I beleive that Earendil was around 16), his father Tuor got a huge promotion and somehow became part of the Eldar under the banners of the Noldor, which I dont quite get and complicates things when you get down to geneology since if Earendil is then an elf, then Elrond is even more and elf and his bloodline just gets more fucked up, but since Tuor was an elf at the time of Earendils birth, Earendil is a half elf and Elrond is still fucked up and not a true half elf. I propose they go back and edit Lord of the Rings and replace every instance of "Elrond Half Elven" with "Elrond the Mutt".

Let me know what you think.

Noodle out.

Valentines day

I have been thinking hard on trying to figure out a day of the year like that like worse than valentines day (as in a holiday) and I am struggling. Most of the other holidays result in people getting food which is always good, or really celebrating something (although for the past 4 years inauguration day I dislike more than valentines day). Valentines day is different because unlike the other consumer holidays (which is now all of them) valentines day results in people who already have each other being together and having a good time being obsessed with their significant other and those people receiving candies and flowers that will die shortly thereafter while for the people who are single and care about it, it results in a day that they get to sit there, single and alone looking at an increase in pda.

Something that is good for those single people and the other problem with valentines day is that it is just one day. I am not endorsing the extension of valentines day, but I am saying that while it probably shouldnt be chocolates and flowers every day, people using this day as an excuse to show people how they feel is absolute bullshit and they should be doing it everyday anyway.

Thats all for now and there may be another pose today, but then again maybe not as valentines day probably isnt a good choice for me to vent/preach/ramble/rave on

Noodle out.

and for anyone who cares, happy valentines day

well....

According to my own confession, I should be sleeping right now trying to hold myself together (physically, mentally and emotionally) instead of daydreaming, but there are a couple of things I need to say.

The first of these things is that I am a little pissed at some of the guys on my basketball team right now because they pulled me out with two minutes left in the game for a worse player (IM sports we pull people at a reasonable time). Now it isnt the fact that I got pulled that pissed me off, its the way in which he went about it. We have some people who are god aweful basketball players but all they can do is talk about winning. If this guy had pulled me because I had been in for long enough, then sure, I still wouldnt like sitting, but I would live with it. It is that he pulled me under the pretense that we still had a chance and he really really wanted to win when I am a million times the player he is. So there. If you pull me cuz I have been in long enough fine, but dont give me this bullshit about strictly wanting to win, because if that is really what you wanted, I would be playing on that court until I got tired and then would be back in as soon as I am ready.

The rest of these things revolve around my lack of a female figure in my life that I could spend time with, but since this is an old issue I wont spend to much time on it. All I can say is that I feel somewhat lonely and want it to change

Noodle out.

And fuck any asshole who thinks he is pulling me to help the team when he is fucking terrible player

Sooooo...

Sooo...things are going, but just that...going. So far noone is taking me up on the offer of getting their souls--even offering to pay for them for the souls. Bah. People wont take the offer, but if they anyone is interested in giving up their soul, I will still take it.

And like I said, life is just moving and that is about it. Still doing my best to get over Amanda, but life is never easy, so I am dealing with it. Oh well, it is happening and soon I shall be forced to get up on a sunday morning, but at the moment it is 4 am and I dont feel like sleeping yet so I will go back to watching the OC

bye bye now

Noodle out

I HAVE A NEW HOBBY!!!!

I have a new hobby!! It will be so much fun, but I also need volunteers to keep my hobby going! I vote that Nomi gets to start. My new hobby is collecting souls and I think that it will be so much fun and if you wish to help in anyway I will be collecting checks made out for ones soul whenever.

Noodle out.

PS SIGN UP!!!

PPS It will be fun, I promise

Good morning...I am going back to bed

Actually I am not really going back to bed, I just wish that my first class was cancelled so I could actually sorta catch up on my missed sleep...either that or I should start actually sleeping instead of staying up until all hours on weekend or take more naps during class...that was refreshing yesterday. Unfortunately my first teacher never cancells class so I am shit out of luck there, but I do wish my eye would stop twitching.

I am working on creating a full fledged world and so far I have finished the easy part--that is the actual creation, soon to begin the customs and calender etc that will be the real hard part.

well thats all for now

Noodle Out