Wow, I suck

Once again there is a blank post. It builds character.

What I meant to say was:
I dislike Christmas. I have weighed and judged it and found it lacking, therefore we should eliminate it and instead have a national holiday strictly for the purpose of exchanging gifts. Hell, it could even be on December 25 for all I care. Frankly what I get annoyed about it is that it is a time all of my friends go to their respective homes and then their grandparents, people I dont really give a rats ass about, visit them and take up the entire day, and sometimes multiple days visiting with them, making it nigh impossible for me to hang out with my friends. On top of this, all the businesses close so if I decide that I would like to get a nice refreshing iced tea, I cant. Now, one might say that if I wanted a nice refreshing iced tea, then I should have gotten it earlier in the day, but this just doesnt suit me. I didnt want the tea earlier, I want it now and nothing is open. (this is just an example and I dont particularly want an iced tea right now).

Now, I would not be at all opposed to removing christmas and other such holidays from the calender all together, but if I did, people would protest becuase people like to get shit from other people on particular days of the year. I for one would rather that everyone just gave me shit all the damn time and not just on those days, so have no problem proposing their elimination, but to appease thost hypocrites of my system (to be fair, I am the only one benefiting from the system unless people like to give me stuff), I have decided to propose a day of gift giving (if you still want to give me stuff, it will be accepted). And just to point out, this gift giving holiday MUST be done from afar if you intend to take up the time of my friends by coming into town.

As for another thing, why the hell does Jesus have us celebrating his birthday? Its just not fair. No good son of god. Bastard. Now, all of this complaining does have a point and that is to say that we should not be celebrating the birthday of Jesus--we should be celebrating mine. Now tell me-what does Jesus have going for him that I dont? Hell, I am closer to a college degree than he ever was. Plus I am probably stronger and a better military tactician than he was. So what that he founded one of the world's largest religions based on him being the son of God? I can do that. Right now, I will found it. There we have it, a brand new relgion named...Noodlanity. Now to actually get a base for my religion I will need: people to take out the pope and capture the vatican, soldiers to protect my followers from the millions of christians who havent seen the light yet and the millions of muslims who will never see the light and will invariably call for a jihad, millions of dollars in donations so that I will never have to work again and can fund this operation, a board of trustees to be my braintrust and get us actually up and running and finally lots of volunteers to spread fliers.

Thanks to all of you who listen, I dont usually know what I am saying

Noodle out
Happy Holidays


PS I was pretty bored tonight.