100th post...thought I would humor people

Well, first, something from last time. Upon talking to Nomi about my last post, I was supposed to say "Hooray, I finally have a girlfriend." I like "Huzzah" better, so the beginning of this post is "Huzzah, I finally have a girlfriend"

On another note, I would like to thank people (esspecially Nomi) for appreciating all of the very hard work I put into looking like I do. I dont beleive that people fully understand just how much time goes into looking like this (this good, if I might be so bold), and they take it for granted.

The work begins early on, beginning with a thorough session that can take anywhere from 4-12 hours, followed by another, even more intense session that can take from 10 seconds to 4 more hours. Following this rigorous session comes usually two more later in the day. The first takes from 5 to 10 minutes, the second requiring usually less than a minute. Each of these sessions is vitally important to my look. This outline of my great care indicates that there is a minimum of 04:06:10 to 16:11:00.

The first session is the sleep cycle that is probably the most vital of all the sessions, although the case could be made for the second one (that being the actual removal of myself from bed). The third session is the shower and general cleaning of my body. This is a very simple procedure requiring little thought, but does play into my overall scheme. Finally, the last one is putting on clothes, the choosing of which is done with great care (whatever is on top gets worn).

So as you can see, this cycle is very difficult and should be appreciated.

Thank you for your time

Noodle out.


PS I hate my political theory TA