Those of us going into politics need to learn from history...

As the common adage goes, we must learn from the past to avoid repeating history's mistakes.

So, here is my list of things we need to take away from history in order to survive.

1) Gods are real.
2) The gods like me better than you.
3) Dont piss off the gods.
4) We can predict the future by reading entrails.
5) Women and outsiders are second class citizens at best.
6) Slavery is necessary.
7) If we dont like someone, then they are either homosexual or communist or both.
8) Rape, loot and burn. Very important they are done in the correct order.


Follow my instructions and we shall be led into a utopian society

Noodle out.