Four days

I found my mailbox key today, which is a good thing, but I have still be sorta off center for the last couple of days emotionally, physically and mentally. I dont know why, but this is all I have to say for it:

Girls, if you dont want people to look at your boobs, then dont wear shirts that have words on them (for the record, the funniest one that I have seen in a long time says "Im up here" with an arrow pointing up). Words generally are intended to be read, and if it says something more than a company logo or name and you dont want it to be read (hence people looking at your boobs), then put it somewhere else than your chest or your ass. I know that when I wear a shirt that says something, I want to draw attention to my chest, and as that is the natural order of things, deal with it.

This said, if a guy is doing more than glancing at your chest to read what it says, he deserves to be slapped, but you must be careful about this. For example, what if a guy is trying to read it, but is just a slow reader and spends more time looking because he is peicing together what it says. Also, what if he is near sighted and needs to get closer to said objects to read it? Will you be an evil person and this he is perverted because of his handicaps? Yet, you must still be careful because if this were to commonly used as an excuse, it just means that guys are catching on and pretending to have ailments to get a closer/longer look, so be on the lookout.

Even then, it goes further. What if the person has an ailment where he cant see something on a curved surface? You should be very kind to that sort of man and remove the shirt and/or pants so that he may read it, it is the nice thing to do. And, if you were truly nice, you would do things such as have the writing written in brail across the current writing, in order that the blind be able to read it (but watch out for if this were to become known, the 'blind' population would skyrocket overnight).

Anyways, Im just letting you know ways that you can be nice to guys who glance at your breasts or otherwise look at them in hopes of reading what you have written across them. And yes, if I have writing across my breasts, I mean for people to look at them, because they are oh so gorgeous.

Noodle out.

PS. No, I have not had someone yell at me about this, I just felt like writing it.

PPS. I found it amusing how Nomi kept calling breasts 'several pounds of fat with a nipple at the end of them'. I actually generally agree with this assessment and being critical about why they are so obsessed over (I have decided that the finest physical feature a woman can possess is the toenail on her pinky toe on her left foot...not really, but I wont go into that).