Four days

I found my mailbox key today, which is a good thing, but I have still be sorta off center for the last couple of days emotionally, physically and mentally. I dont know why, but this is all I have to say for it:

Girls, if you dont want people to look at your boobs, then dont wear shirts that have words on them (for the record, the funniest one that I have seen in a long time says "Im up here" with an arrow pointing up). Words generally are intended to be read, and if it says something more than a company logo or name and you dont want it to be read (hence people looking at your boobs), then put it somewhere else than your chest or your ass. I know that when I wear a shirt that says something, I want to draw attention to my chest, and as that is the natural order of things, deal with it.

This said, if a guy is doing more than glancing at your chest to read what it says, he deserves to be slapped, but you must be careful about this. For example, what if a guy is trying to read it, but is just a slow reader and spends more time looking because he is peicing together what it says. Also, what if he is near sighted and needs to get closer to said objects to read it? Will you be an evil person and this he is perverted because of his handicaps? Yet, you must still be careful because if this were to commonly used as an excuse, it just means that guys are catching on and pretending to have ailments to get a closer/longer look, so be on the lookout.

Even then, it goes further. What if the person has an ailment where he cant see something on a curved surface? You should be very kind to that sort of man and remove the shirt and/or pants so that he may read it, it is the nice thing to do. And, if you were truly nice, you would do things such as have the writing written in brail across the current writing, in order that the blind be able to read it (but watch out for if this were to become known, the 'blind' population would skyrocket overnight).

Anyways, Im just letting you know ways that you can be nice to guys who glance at your breasts or otherwise look at them in hopes of reading what you have written across them. And yes, if I have writing across my breasts, I mean for people to look at them, because they are oh so gorgeous.

Noodle out.

PS. No, I have not had someone yell at me about this, I just felt like writing it.

PPS. I found it amusing how Nomi kept calling breasts 'several pounds of fat with a nipple at the end of them'. I actually generally agree with this assessment and being critical about why they are so obsessed over (I have decided that the finest physical feature a woman can possess is the toenail on her pinky toe on her left foot...not really, but I wont go into that).

three posts in one!! two semiserious, one serious

In a quick poll, 98.3 percent of the one person polled thinks that the semiserious posts should go first, so there we will begin

Post 1: My parking lot is for parking cars, not leaving shopping carts in or walking dogs. End of story. Unlike some of your fancy city stores, this store doesnt have people specifically supposed to retrieve carts for you, so of course, I have to do it. That said, THERE IS a place where you should bring your cart--its right next to the building so that I can get on with the rest of my job...you know, like getting you your groceries so you dont starve to death.

Furthermore, the parking lot is not for walking dogs or leaving garbage, there are places for both of those as well, and that is not it. I would appreciate your assistance in this matter, or measures will be taken to see that you do.

If the behavior continues, I shall be forced to break both kneecaps of the offender. More joints shall follow. If, after numerous joints are shattered beyond repair, the behavior continues, I shall be forced to line the road with crosses. Those found on the crosses shall be bound tightly, nailled through the hands, their legs broken, but not stabbed (the Romans let Jesus off easy)

Thanks for your cooperation
Noodle


Post 2: People who have recently turned 21 should not buy alcohol from me. There are exceptions, but this should be the rule. It puts to much pressure on me to know the date and most people like that look young enough that it scares me it might be a sting.

As I said before, there are exceptions...here is the list:


He/She will share
She will give me head
He/she will give me money
He/she is a friend
She wants to go out with me
She will do any other sexual favors for me
He/she has a hot sister to do any/all of the above

Noodle

PS I am not being entirely serious about any of this except the final post. The first two are just more idle thoughts passing through this aweful strange mind of mine.

Post 3: Do I have a sign on my forehead saying "Walk all over me, please" ? I am starting to get to a breaking point. Mostly at work, but also throughout my life in general. People keep trying to walk all over me. I bend for a while, I am nice enough and if I just agree to do what they say, they usually dont have to walk all over me.

This said, after a while, people start to push my limits and it really really really bugs me. This was happening today and I came close to snapping. The worst part, is that there always comes a time when I will stand up for myself and stop people from walking all over me, and when this happens, more often than not, the people who are walking over me get upset at the fact that I am not rolling over and dying.

I am going to put this nicely. Fuck you. If you seem to think that I should just give up and be used for a doormat, you are out of your mind. And if you get pissed because I decide not to let you use me for a playtoy, you can just fuck off. It drive me nuts when people do it. So, I repeat, fuck you. Assholes.

Anyways, stop.

Noodle out.

PS Assholes

anyways...

So anyways...this is about how I feel right now.

http://loserz.scribblekid.org/index.php?id=417

This summer has been mostly work and little play for me and as a result, I havent been working out nearly enough (which despite actually having 'work' in the title, is classified under 'play'). I know, "BAD JOSH!" Should be working out more because it is definately showing. I mean most of the muscle is still in place, but I am getting a stomach, plus fat on my chest and chin. I am also losing muscle definition in other places. My first workout at a decent gym will be the second day back at school and just as last year, it will be 3 days a week, so hopefully I can beat myself into shape.

Another issue that isnt helping my exercising is that last night while playing softball, I tweaked my hamstring and can only run in a rather large amount of pain.

On a happier note, Monday I picked up a bunch of hemp thread and I have been braiding it...very simple braids that I picked up like five years ago...nothing fancy, but its a start. Poodle has promised to teach me how to do more, which should be good. As of right now, I have done three strands...one turned into a necklace with a bead in it, one into a bookmark and the last one into a simple circlet that is resting around my ankle. It is a good pasttime...healthy...non destructive.

Anyways, im out for a while...back to work in 15 minutes...damn do I hate split shifts (8-1, 5-9...and I think im the only one who gets them...fuckers)

Noodle out


"It has been my experience that people are most positive about the things that are most unknowable. Ask them about the best recipe for bread or the easiest way to plane a board, and they will hesitate, thinking carefully. Ask them about their standing with their peers or the direction of their lives and careers, and they will confess uncertainty. Yet ask them about the doings of the gods, or the likelihood of an afterlife, or the secret heart of a lover, or the monsters that inhabit lands they've never visited, and they will express complete conviction in even the most outlandish of beliefs."

~Draco
Hadrian's Wall

This is going to be random

I have a bunch of stuff I am going to say in no particular order, so bear with me.

I find it amusing how people updated blogs so often at school, but when they get home from school, they will go the entire summer without updating. Funny how that works.

I would beat up the fates except that I would feel weird beating up three old ladies with only one eye.


For the past week I have been hanging out with a friend of a friend named Chloe, we went on a blind date last sunday. We went bowling and then hung out in town and then went out to eat when we got hungry. Both of us had a good time and we agreed to go out again. This past week we talked on the phone almost every day and then last night we watched I<3 Huckabees at my house (very strange movie, by the way). After the movie, we were just kinda hanging out and the subject of college came up. This is soemthing I had been dreading basically since I had met her. The verdict: to still talk and hang out this summer, but take it easy and not get to far because neither of us wants a long distance relationship at college. Oh well. Life goes on.

What crime can someone charge another person with if they post for sale signs on a building they dont own?

Blah Blah Blah

Noodle out

Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.

So tired, so confused

So today, as with almost every other day, I worked. Only today I was just tired. I didnt stay up to late or anything, but I was just exhausted and it sucked. Oh well, everyone has days like that I think. We also had inventory today and the store came up 8000 dollars short. Oops.

On another note, I talked to a friend of a friend named Chloe for the third or fourth time today. Ashley introduced me to her (well gave me her number and told me to call her) and has been trying to set us up for like two weeks now. When I talk to chloe again (either tomorrow or wednesday) I am going to see if she wants to do something. Frankly I think that nothing will end up happening beyond a get together or two, but I am approaching this with an open mind and am willing to see where it leads. I just get the feeling from her that she would be a better friend than someone to date (for me, not speaking for anyone else) and also because she works nearly every morning, I work nearly every night and because it is so near the end of the summer, the timing just isnt right. Anyway, like I said, I am approaching this with an open mind and will see where it leads.

AS with my previous post, I found another movie with a historical innacuracy that bugged me. This time it was the movie Hoosiers about a high school basketball team in the midwest set in 1951. The problem was that in the finals they played against a team with three black guys on it and two black coaches...three years before integrated schools. Granted I liked what the scene showed, I liked the movie and everything else, but frankly that just kinda irked me.

Thats all for now.

Noodle out.