Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Sunrise can be nice....

I stayed up alll night long writing letters, talking to Lynn, watching tv, and then at 610 today, I went out and watched the sunrise. Unfortunately there were things in the way and my conclusion is that we need to renovate the campus so I can have a place to sit and watch the sunrise without an obstructed view. But anyway, it is now 8 AM and I have decided that I dont like this time. It should be abolished. That and the number 3.

The next time anyone anywhere uses three or the time 8 AM, they are to be executed, plain and simple. I do believe it is things like this that people shouldnt let me be dictator--not that I will oppress anyone, but rather that we would end up in a fucking weird number, calender and time systems. Then there would be old farts sitting on their front porch in their rocking chairs saying "Those were the good old days: the days when the numbers were in order and the day had 24 hours. But they were harder too, we started school at 8 AM, and had to walk to school barefoot uphill both ways, while pulling our little sister on a carriage along with all of her friends and we were whipped for not getting there fast enough. And it was either 200 degrees out or 40 below zero. So you have it easy even if it doesnt make sense."

Well I guess that is all. OH YEAH!!! IT ISNT ALL!! I got an 86 on my last Italian test and I am really really really happy.

now I am done

Noodle out.

PS: Poop




PPS: Penis

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha, you said poop!

This is exactly why I was saying that democracy doesn't work. The Bush administration, elected by people who don't care about ending the 3 uprising, has done nothing to quell the threat of a 3 terrorist attack, and Americans all over the world are living in fear of having to count stuff.

~Brandon

7:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is your problem with the number 3 itself, or rather with the concept behind the symbol--ie, is 6/2 alright?

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The number. Brandon, you are full of shit, I never mentioned anything about Bush or his administration, and the last I checked Americans didnt live in fear all over the world and even in the United States, those who think we are in danger of being attacked, deserve to be attacked. We cant be lax about our security, but Osama threw all of his eggs in one basket, did well and thats it, he got what he wanted--panic and fear in the United States itself. It wont happen again. And furthermore, I dont like how he is doing it, but I would like to see you stop terrorism

Josh

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy crap, some people can't take a joke. I was reading a democratic newsletter at the time and decided to imitate it. Give me a break, dood.

~Brandon

3:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey--got it all worked out.

Brandon--Josh was 24 hours without sleep at that point, so he misread your post. He read the "3"s as typos, rather than catching the reference to him saying that the number should be outlawed. Which makes it sound exactly like the democratic newsletter, rather than sounding like an imitation/joke on the democratic newsletter.

7:33 PM  

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