I have an offer.

Here goes. I need william shakespeares brain. I am willing to offer something to whomever it is that can acquire this object for me. Furthermore, I will also need a genius who can either replace my current brain with his or combine the two of our brains into one super brain. So here is my offer. I can offer my soul for his brain, but if the person who acquires the brain cant install it too, then you will be forced to split my soul in two because I dont have two souls to offer. Unless someone else wants to give me their soul and then I can give each person a full soul and the finder gets first dibs.

Noodle out.