lalalalala
Im not tired. Im not tired. Im not tired. (this is me convincing myself that I am not tired) I am not allowed to be tired and I am am not exhausted. I dont need sleep. NEVER.
In 1814 we took a little trip along with colonel Jackson down the mighty mississip. We took a little bacon and we took a little beans and we caught the bloody british in the town of new orleans. We fired out guns and the british kept a'comin there wasnt nigh as many as there was a while ago, we fired once more and they began a running on down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico.
So there.
Noodle out.
posted by Discipulus @ 12:17 AM
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A long time ago when the Earth was green,
There was more kinds of animals then you've ever seen.
And they'd run around free while the world was being born.
The loveliest of all was the Unicorn!
There was green alligators and long necked geese,
Hump back camels and chimpanzees.
Cats and rats and elephants but sure a you're born,
The loveliest of all was the Unicorn!
But the Lord seen some sinnin' and it caused him pain.
He says, "Stand back, I'm gonna make it rain.
So hey, Brother Noah, I'll tell you what to do.
Go and build me a floating zoo.
You'll take two alligators and a couple of geese,
Two hump back camels and two chimpanzees.
Two cats, two rats, two elephants but as sure as you're born,
Noah, don't you forget my unicorns!
Well, Noah looked out through the drivin' rain,
But the unicorns was hidin'-playin' silly games.
They were kickin' and a-splashin' while the rain was pourin',
Oh them foolish unicorns.
So you take two alligators and a couple of geese,
Two hump back camels and two chimpanzees.
Two cats, two rats, two elephantsbut as sure as you're born,
Noah, don't you forget my unicorns.
And the the ark started movin' and it drifted with the tide,
And the unicorns looked up from the rock and cried.
And the water cameup and sort of floated them away,
That's why you've never seen a unicorn to this day.
You'll see a lot of alligators and a whole mess of geese,
You'll see hump back camels andchimpanzees
. You'll see cats and rats and elephants butas sure as you're born,
You're never gonna see no unicorn
--Lordnine
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