I HAVE PROOOF!!!!

College is one giant conspiracy on the part of either the government or old farts or both. See the thing is that they give out meal plans, so everyone is eating the same stuff, they all live in nearly the same living conditions, spend many hours in front of computer screens and work on all kinds of projects while at school. What is more, the worlds brightest people are convinced that to succeed in life, they need to go to college.

Well, here is the real scoop. College is breeding grounds for the government and the old farts. Old farts dont come from those people who skip out on college, but rather those who go. What's more is that while at school, these people suck the lifeforce from their young through computers, beer and the food that is served. The dorm rooms are really nothing more than giant eggs that hatch out these monsters. But the eggs are alive. They eat at the people living within, sucking them dry.

I.....MUST...GET..................................................


OUT.