Tonights issue will be...ooo look a kitty...

Thats right folks, I cant concentrate today and thats all I can say today. LLALALALALA, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Ok, now that I finished that, I have a lot to say, not all of it good. The west wing is a really good show esspecially when it has quotes like this:
“To cold for a parade, bunch of tanned ass southerners.”
“That decision was made by your inauguration chairman who is from Massachusetts.”
“Which is to the south of New Hampshire, don’t tell me geographic stereotypes.”

That is president bartlet and his wife talking in a car, and it just goes to prove what I have been telling Jeremy what I said all along. We northerners dont take well to tanned ass southerners, and it doesnt matter how far south you are, if you are south, you are south. Therefore, we are in the south.

Alright, now that I finished that, I just want to say that I am sorry for three of my friends who recently went through tough breakups, and I wish all of you the best of luck getting over your people, and that I know all of you are strong and smart and able people and will be able to make it.

Now I would like to state that I recently revised the axis of evil, and these nations were added: Norway, Peru, Grenada, Nigeria, Sri Lanka, Zimbabwe, Samoa and Palau. These nations were added in a completely random manner, with no country being above scrutiny. The United States was on the list of candidates, but the randomizer didnt pick it, therefore it survives the fury of the US Military for the time being. I would also like responses for this question: what should we do with Bush. My vote is for drawing and quartering, but if someone has a better option, I am open to suggestions. Beheading is to fast, poison to painless, shooting is again to fast. If you have another option, just let me know. If you think that he should be allowed to live, well then you must be a pansy assed sissy republican moron (let me know if you resent this statement so that I can prepare a two page peice on how your candidate is a complete moron and send it to you, just to show you that you made a bad choice).

I would laugh if Cheney collapsed.

Anyways, I think that somewhere in the cosmos something blew up. A matter of fact I know it did. The matrix is being attacked and we will all be freee! Free I tell you!!!! Ummm....Im not sure what I just said. Oh well, when you are staring off into space thinking about other things, it is hard to know what you are saying. I actually broke out of a trance earlier today while I was watching something and what I thought was that dancers must be really really good in bed becuase they have rhythm, flexibility and know how to move their hips, plus they are in shape.

Hmmm....regardless I have a feeling I will be ranting tonight. Stupid people are dumb, but they can also be a lot of fun. Like this girl I talked to tonight. She goes to the University of Michigan and kept calling me gay. I let her have her fun and then turned everything on her, twisting words and proving to her that I am a lot smarter than she was and basically waking up out of my stupor to turn her mind games on her. Mind games are fun...esspecially when you are awake.

Christians are other fun people to pick on. The hardercore, the better. History is also fun. I like history, I like talking history, I like telling history, learning history, hearing history, eating history, breathing history...well you get the idea.

Well now, I feel kinda emotional, detatched and tired all at the same time, so when I finish this west wing episode, I will brush my teeth and go to bed because thats what smart people do and I sometimes like to look smart.

Noodle out.

PS I am happy that I got to talk to Sarah tonight since she got back from break.

PPS I am going to legally change my name to Legally Insane.

PPS Dont forget to send in suggestions on how to kill bush