If you see him, could you please return him to me?

It seems that my mind has wandered off and not bothered to let me know where he was going. He also hasnt come back since about eightish when I was sitting around outside on a balcony barefoot waiting for my turn of axis and allies rolled around. He gave me some good advice, then walked in circles for a while and then left. As a result of his advice, Russia once again beat the Germans, but it is frustrating to lose your mind. After the A&A game, we played poker in which I ended up on top (I won a dollar over buy in).

Anyhow, since that moment that I lost my mind, I have been spacing out. But while talking to a friend I got this wonderful image in my mind. Picture this: a harry potter lynching party. It would be great fun. We could string the kid up and hang him or maybe we could burn him as a witch...mmm witches....fire....fire...fire...yeah I think we will go with the fire and the burning. We could even prove he is a witch by throwing him into a lake and seeing if he floats. If he does, then he is a witch. If he doesnt (if we dont want to burn him, we can wiegh him down) then he will be judged in front of the pearly gates and get nailed for not being a good christian and sent to hell anyway. Or perhaps if we want to kinda bypass the whole heaven deal, we can just carry him there and throw him into hell...it would work just as well.


Another way to kill him would be to draw and quarter him. This one sounds kinda cool...you tie his arms and legs with rope and in turn tie the rope to horses and then get them to run in opposite directions and then you have harry peices. Hanging him would be to ordinary, but there are other more unique methods of killing people. We wouldnt want to starve him to death because it takes time and is annoying, strangling or suffocation is for royalty becuase it involves no spreading of blood, headsman is to common. OOOOOO!!! I HAVE IT!! We can use a guillotine. Those are so cool and the head just sorta pops off....well unless you are to fat and the blade gets caught in your neck...thats not such a pretty situation. Or maybe, since Harry is such a princess, we can tie him to a train, only this time the train will actually hit him because the woman who will obviously come to save Harry will be on Jewish time and therefore get hit by the train as well. I wonder how well bodies in the traintracks works since I have never seen it happen.

I wonder. I wonder. I wonder...

Noodle out.

PS there are many references in the above blog post, and as much as I hope everyone gets all of them, I mostly hope that people understand why I wrote this post
















PPS I hate Harry Potter.








PPPS I really do. I mean this he is a nasty little kid and deserves to be killed.