You gotta wonder...
So I was thinking about a couple of things. First, did God find Mary physically attractive? And if so I want to know what she looked like. The reasons for this is that I will then have two choices A) Do I decided to avoid those women for fear of taking someone that God would want or B) Go after that type of person to make it so that God and I have something in common.
Next, would you rather have a religion that has a God who claims that marriage is sacred yet sleeps with an engaged woman and then has the child conceived outside of wedlock proclaimed the saviour of man--doesnt say a whole lot for marriage, or would you rather have a religion that acknowledges and even celebrates the fact that most of their gods are man whores? Remember that honesty is a good thing.
Noodle out.
PS No, I am not being entirely serious
posted by Discipulus @ 3:42 AM
3 Comments:
Honey, god isn't an actual person. He's not physically present. He can't sleep with people. The idea is that he is omnipotent and thus can do whatever, like poof you are pregnant (yes, you). He doesn't have a face or a body or whatever. T'was my main problem with your story thing, as well- I think you have a problem seeing God as anything besides a person; and God is certainly anything but (in all the three major religions), although the Christians certainly try very hard for it to be the case.
I'd prefer neither, hence the whole Judaism thing.
Judaism is for losers. Homophobia, killing innocent Muslims for fun and profit, and molesting small boys - now that's where the fun is at!
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