I have a watch...and a blog

Hey there stranger. I have a blog and a watch that I will get to later. Basically I just found a place to rant, rave, complain, bitch, berate, inform, correct, spread useless trivia and just generally ramble...hooray for me.

So hows this for a beginning? Bush is a douchebag...I like it, lets say it again....Bush is a douchebag...Come on, one more time, together this time...Bush is a douchebag! Now doesnt that feel better? It does to me.

So yeah, yesterday I saw Mitch Hedburg and Steven Lynch in a show. It was hilarious, and I had so many (meaning about ten) freinds who went and it was great. Mitch was smashed the whole show. Furthermore (wait for it) today I got a watch (hooray, I told you it was coming later, you shoudnt doubt me you know) Its a good watch and I like it. But now I dont really have any excuses...oh well, I suppose Ill live.

So anyway, today is today, today is another day, and the fabric of time isnt allowed to unravel until tomorrow at about 3...24 hours after I got my watch (yes, I am being a greedy bastard).

So yeah, I encourage people to read this and furthermore to IM me, I like meeting new people.

Three final things...I say 'so' a lot....I am single...the song 'Im already there' promotes phone sex...god masturbates

Noodle Out.